Confirming the concerns of many mainstream commentators today, 50% of all news on the Internet has been deemed ‘fake’ by a talking horse.
“Everything on the evil white supremacist site Breitbart is fake, obviously,” said the horse, “and anything on Gateway Pundit is fake,” he added.
“Rule of thumb,” says the horse, “if the news reflects negatively on black people or Muslims it’s fake. If it implicitly or otherwise says anything negative about women, Jews or homosexuals it’s very fake indeed.”
Finally the horse pointed out that the fakest news is that which “implies that those of us building careers in the media or politics are anything other than splendidly objective geniuses.”
“Hillary Clinton is great woman,” the horse added.