A couple choice retarded headlines from our favourite mental-case newspaper…
Because you know what’s scarier that a nail bomb through the face? Teddy bears, that’s what! And little facebook avatars that have the Belgian flag as a background. And sad little picture of Tin-Tin crying. Yep, Europe’s bad-ass response to its citizens being murdered sure is scary.
The retardation in this one is in the attempt to use the English language. What the heck does this paragraph mean:
Of course, Trump despises all women, hot or not, in any meaningful sense, with his failure to realise it being one of the many personal tragedies that have left him crying all the way to the bank, and doubtless to the Republican nomination. If you think he wouldn’t monster even his wife if there were so much as a state in it, then you probably also believe his claim that “only I” can destroy Islamic State.
What? I have no idea what she’s on about? Of course Trump despises all women… (Citation needed)… Hot or not… In any meaningful sense… Is this supposed to be a sentence? I have no idea! Is the word ‘monster’ a verb now? I give up.
Anyway… More to come!