An interesting demographic difference between the Google Doodle version of the Juno probe team and the actual Juno probe team was noticed yesterday, leading some to suspect that Google is ‘obsessed with diversity bollocks.’
Western Political Dissident and local troublemaker John Derbyshire has a new tie, Dumb Times can report. Derbyshire is to devote a section of his weekly radio show to the new silk tie, a birthday gift from his son, this week and will explain how the gift was hidden in the family home. The Southern Poverty law Center plan to denounce the tie as racist, a spokesman for the organization has said.
Dumb Times can exclusively reveal today that record producer and former CEO of Death Row Records, Marion Hugh “Suge” Knight Jr. is not, in fact, a Knight of the Realm. It is believed that a misunderstanding had arisen due to Knight’s surname as well as his frequent involvement in violent duels and occasional Quests for the Holy Grail.