Concerned neurologists today released images of Jesse Williams’ brain showing it to be ‘peculiarly inactive.’
The neurologists chose to release the images following the Grey’s Anatomy star’s recent acceptance speech at the BET awards ceremony.
“That speech seemed to indicate that Mr Williams has significant problems with thinking or the ability to think,” says lead neurologist Joshua Sherman, “to the point of him being, potentially, a danger to those around him. We believe we have a duty to release the images.”
The inactivity of Jesse Williams brain implies that his speech was pieced together from things he has heard without thought or comprehension.
“He could well have been going through life in this manner the whole time,” suggests psychologist Hans Gysenk, “acting is, in fact, the perfect profession for anyone who can passably parrot words without understanding what they mean, or even what they are.”
Gysenk continues, “its highly probable that Mr Williams just thinks he’s making random noises.”
Jesse William’s speech mentioned “that police somehow manage to de-escalate, disarm and not kill white people every day.”
“He seems not to have considered the idea that, maybe, police don’t have to de-escalate and disarm white people, Asian people and Jewish people very much because those groups aren’t very violent. Unlike, y’know, the group he’s harping on about,” said a man with common sense in response to the speech, “I think, maybe, he don’t have the ability to consider ideas, or facts, if he doesn’t like them. Or, possibly, at all.”