Classical Liberals across the UK today were arrested in a series of countrywide early morning raids by Home Secretary Amber Rudd’s anti-terrorist COBRA strike force. The Classical Liberals are expected to face imprisonment of up to 15 years under Rudd’s recently implemented anti-terrorism law.
An estimated 200,000 self-identifying Classical Liberals were rounded up today and ‘a hundred tonnes-worth’ of ‘right-wing propaganda materials’ were seized. Amongst these materials were found several first editions of John Locke’s Treatise On Government, a million copies of the Penguin Classics edition of The Wealth of Nations, and two million copies of The Letters of Thomas Jefferson.
Under new anti-terrorism laws Home Secretary Amber Rudd has begun to round up those who ‘view right wing material.’ Rudd has clarified that the imprisonment of Classical Liberals, who unacceptably proclaim beliefs in such concepts as Freedom of Speech, Freedom of Association and Individual Liberty, is simply the ‘first step in a nationwide cleansing of right-wing terrorists.’
It is widely believed by Parliamentary commentators that Nationalists and Libertarians are to be arrested in a mass raid tomorrow, followed by anyone who voted for Brexit.