Dumb Times can exclusively reveal that, after a gruelling vetting process, Hillary Clinton is about to choose the Borg Queen as her pick for vice president.
Now we know the Borg Queen will be Clinton’s running mate we also realize there was no chance of it being anyone else. The Borg Queen fits the bill perfectly. She has all the experience anyone could ever need in the area of leading a homogenous mass of lock-step drones. She has no patience for dissent, rebellion or any divergence from established ideas and opinions. And she has a ‘woman card’ so valued by the Clinton team.
“She’s a great pick,” says Borg drone 8-of-10, “all the guys from my cube will be voting Clinton-Borg Queen on November 8th.”