Reports today are indicating that in covering up previous misdeeds, Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton is inspired by the smoke monster from Lost.
Clinton refers to her obfuscations and evasions during election season as the ‘lots of smoke but no fire’ method. It gets its name from the smoke monster from Lost which, famously, distracted millions of viewers from the fact that Lost was utter crap.
Clinton hopes to do the same.
“Say what you want about the smoke monster from Lost,” says Lost expert and Clinton fanboy J.L Nebley, “but that thing kept people coming back for more while at the same time distracting them from all the obvious flaws of the TV show Lost.”
“If Clinton can keep distracting everybody with nonsense and leaving them with questions which go nowhere and never get answered, she can win this thing and leave everybody utterly disappointed and depressed.”