Great news for all Cornish Transgendered Children! Cornwall Council have finally, after years of waiting around doing sod all, released the Cornwall Schools Transgendered Guidance Document! You’ve been waiting for it, I’ve been counting down the days and, of course, all those transgendered children down in Cornwall have been chomping at the bit. And now it’s finally here!
Of course, those horrible bigots over at Breitbart News have written a snarky bigoted article about this:
Police and local government agencies in the United Kingdom are distributing a “pioneering” document for “empowering teachers to encourage and support” transgenderism in schools at the “earliest stages” after a four-year-old child identified as transgender.
Those are some of the most RACIST speech marks I’ve ever seen. In fact, after I saw those ones around the word “pioneering” I had to go and sit down in a safe space due to my being triggered so much. What are they implying? That the Cornwall Schools Trangendered Guidance Document isn’t pioneering? Well, tell that to all the four year old children in Cornwall who think they are female and who have to battle the oppressive forces of biology, science, genetics, and objective facts every day of their little oppressed lives! Damn you!
When the little transgendered children round my way ask me what’s my favourite bit in the Cornwall Schools Transgendered Guidance Document, I usually say my favourite bit is that bit that’s about standing in line for vaccination….
If the vaccination is gender-specific a F2M Trans pupil may find it very difficult to stand in a queue of girls awaiting a female specific vaccination.
I like that bit because it reminds us about how oppressive and RACIST biological facts are and shows us how courageous the Trans pupils are for standing up to those horrible oppressive facts. The sooner we can ban biology the better life will be for everybody! That’s what I say.
That’s one of my favourite bits anyway, but lately I’ve really started to like the suggested reading and DVDs bit as well. Because without that I’d have never known about such pioneering works as:
The Sissy Duckling by Harvey Fierstein:
Elmer is not like the other boy ducklings. While they like to build forts, he loves to bake cakes. While they like to play baseball, he wants to put on the halftime show. Elmer is a great big sissy.
But when his father is wounded by a hunter’s shot, Elmer proves that the biggest sissy can also be the greatest hero.
My Princess Boy by Cheryl Kilodavis:
And the best book ever written, My Gender Workbook, how to become a Real man, a Real woman, the Real you, or something else entirely. It’s a modern classic:
With My Gender Workbook, Kate Bornstein brings theory down to Earth and provides a practical approach to living with or without a gender.
Bornstein starts from the premise that there are not just two genders performed in today’s world, but countless genders lumped under the two-gender framework. Using a unique, deceptively simple and always entertaining workbook format, Bornstein gently but firmly guides you to discover your own unique gender identity.
Living without a gender sounds particularly liberating! Sexual dimorphism can go screw itself!
Sexual Dimorphism: oppressing Cornish trans children no-more
I heartily recommend that everybody with a soul (i.e. not if you’re a RACIST! Boo!) reads the Cornwall Schools Transgendered Guidance Document and all of the books it recommends. These are the founding documents of our age! When the individually-gendered, group-gendered, non-gendered, Trans-human historians of the futuretime speak of us they will do so through the lens of these towering works of genius. “2015” they’ll say, “that’s when truth first began to oust horrid facts… Due in no small part to the tireless efforts of those pioneers at Cornwall Council.”
Hey, if you prefer your sarcastic meanderings in the form of fiction, may I suggest this book…