As the breakdown of the 2016 election results continue one interesting demographic fact to arise appears to be the record numbers of dead CGI celebrities who voted for Hillary Clinton.
It seems that 2016 saw the first election where significant numbers of dead CGI celebrities voted. The data shows that figures ranging from recent dead CGI celebrity Paul Walker to classic starlets such as dead CGI celebrity Marilyn Monroe all voted for Hillary Clinton.
The data concerning the votes of the dead CGI celebrities throws up surprises such as the revelation that dead CGI celebrity John Wayne was among those who voted for Hillary Clinton.
The uniformity of the voting choices of dead CGI celebrities is such that DNC officials are reportedly looking into making dead CGI celebrities a cornerstone of future election campaigns.
“This is, potentially, a big and especially influential demographic,” says political consultant Negan Wetherby, “dead CGI celebrities is a group that includes such diverse figures an Brandon Lee, Tupac Shakur, Gram Parsons, Elvis Presley, Eval Knievel, River Phoenix, Richard Nixon, JFK, John Lennon, Yul Brynner and, of course, Natalie Wood.”
“The democrats should be able to harness the influential power of these star democrat-voters to draw in millions of voters who might not consider them otherwise,” he adds.
CGI John Wayne voted for Clinton
Some commentators have responded to the data with disinterest.
“We already know that celebrities and dead people vote democrat,” says GOP spokesman Crav Bolton, “so it’s of no surprise or consequence that those who are both dead and celebrities should do so also.”