Hate-Crime Hoax of the week (perhaps), from Breitbart:
What was first assumed to be a xenophobic attack against migrant accommodation has been unmasked as migrant arson attack, and an attempt to blame neo-nazis for the crime.
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Hoping to escape responsibility, he spray-painted swastikas at the entrance of the building before setting a fire in the basement.
Migrants are great ain’t they? Enriching the host country with such valuable skills as: Arson, fraud.
A fire spokesman told press that there could have been fatalities has fire crews not responded so quickly, avoiding ‘catastrophe.’
Despite the 26 year old perpetrator eventually confessing to his crime on Sunday, telling police he had been put up to it by other migrants in the building, left-wing activists in the town still decided to hold an anti-fascist rally afterwards.
As you know, if you’ve read the solid gold book that rode into town on a silver steed and saved all the villagers, left-wing activists will happily protest a thing-that-didn’t-happen, and against an enemy that doesn’t exist.
They will not however, protest against the presence of migrants who conspire to arson-attack a migrant centre.
The town council supported the demonstration, reports, Die Welt, and offered a €5000 reward for anyone who could find the fictional fascist fire-bomber.
Now, did the arsonist have to be a fascist for the €5000 to be claimed? I’m guessing the moment they realised the fire was started by a migrant the €5000 reward slipped mysteriously from everyone’s memories.
Once news that the migrant had confessed had spread to the demonstration, the nature of the speeches changed, with participants calling for Germans to do more to support vulnerable newcomers.
Left-wing activism is a win-win ain’t it? If the arson was done by a fascist, demonstrate! If the arson was done by a migrant, demonstrate! Either way it’s the fault of Germans.
Let’s end with a little thought experiment: the demonstration is in progress and everyone assumes a fascist perpetrator… but then the news arrives that someone has confessed! Now, which ‘someone’ would cause the demonstrators to immediately disband?
Or, is there any perpetrator that cannot be spun to fit the left-wing activists’ needs? (Mainly their need to demonstrate)
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