The Guardian reports that when a passing ship spotted a sinking boat filled with brown people about 75 nautical miles south of Crete in the southern Aegean Sea…
The Greek coastguard rushed two patrol boats, a plane and a helicopter to the scene while at least four ships in the area joined the rescue.
About 204,000 migrants and refugees have crossed the Mediterranean since January – more than double the nearly 92,000 who arrived in Europe during the first five months of 2015, according to the IOM. By the end of last year more than 1 million had made the trip.
It is believed that every person in Europe is overjoyed at the prospect of many more millions of brown people arriving. A European made this clear stating “we want nothing more than to ensure as many of these civilised people, many of whom are sure to be rocket scientists and cancer researchers, none of whom are criminals or violent in anyway, get to Europe as possible.”
“The best thing for Europe,” the European added, “would be massive populations of North Africans.”
After making a deadpan facial expression the European finally said “I’m definitely not being sarcastic.”