Green Party presidential candidate Jill Stein announced today that she will buy you a schooner of specialty ale and a bag of fairtrade nuts if you vote for her in the election this November.
Jill Stein said the ale will be ‘very good quality’ and ‘not cheap’ and that it’s got ‘a fairly high alcohol content, which is why it’s a schooner,’ adding ‘it’s a wheat beer, brewed by a craft beer specialist in Illinois.’
She went on to explain that the nuts are ‘fairtrade certified which means the farmer gets a good deal and we minimize harm to the environment.’
To get the schooner of high-quality wheat beer and tasty fairtrade nuts all you have to do is vote for Jill Stein in election 2016. You are advised to take a photograph of yourself voting for Jill Stein so that you can claim your schooner of ale and bag of nuts.
Jill Stein will meet you at The Last Shag bar in Brooklyn on the 10th November to give you your beer and nuts.