Journalists en masse are explaining to you today how and why they completely forgot to report on the various massive and shocking pieces of news to be found in leaked documents from George Soro’s Open Society Foundations organization.
“We were all out drinking last night,” the journalists explain, “until about, like, 4am, and we were definitely going to report on the Soros stuff. And we all had our stories pretty much done.”
“But we sort of forgot to back-up the work and the computers all went down,” adds a journalist from the New York Times which has yet to report on the Soros documents or any of their contents.
“I had a copy of my stuff, a hard copy,” says a journalist from the Washington Post which has also not reported any news of the Soros documents, “but the dog ate it.”
“I filed my report away somewhere,” says a reporter for CNN, “but I’ve forgotten where.”
CNN have also not yet reported on any of the information showing the shocking extent of George Soro’s influence over nations and organizations.
“As soon as I find the report I’ll definitely get it on the site,” adds the reporter.
A journalist from CBS says that he used his report, which was extensive and packed full of ‘juicy details’ and was ‘a real take-down of the Open Society foundation’, to prop up a wobbly table.
“And I haven’t fixed the table yet, so the report will have to stay where it is. Propping up the table.”
“It’s probably too late to report all this stuff now anyway,” the journalists add, “we have a journalistic duty to report on more recent stuff. Like something Donald Trump said which we can interpret as racist.”