The Norwegian National who committed a mass knife attack on Londoners yesterday has mystified scientists with his complete lack of Norwegian characteristics.
LONDON — A 19-year-old Norwegian man was arrested on suspicion of murder after a knife attack in Central London that killed an American woman and wounded five people, the Metropolitan Police said on Thursday.
The Norwegian attacker killed one person and wounded five more. What is most baffling though is his lack of Norwegian characteristics.
On the subject of his complete lack of Norwegian characteristics scientists have hypothesised that, perhaps, the man, at some point, underwent a radical genetic transplant. “Or maybe,” says Dr Clulis, local geneticist, “he did a face/off sort of thing with a Somali?”
“It’s almost as if he was plucked from a far-off barbarous land and then, for no reason, labelled ‘Norwegian'” says Dr Clulis, “but that makes no sense.”
At the time of writing scientists are struggling to understand how a Norwegian national could lack any signs, even at the genetic level, of having any connection to the Northern European country at all.