The first ever Sheep-man hybrid, known as the Sheepman, has been created and seems to have above-average critical thinking abilities according to Scientists. Scientists were hoping to clone many ‘Sheeple’ but plans are now on hold given the above average critical thinking abilities of this first Sheepman.
“We can’t allow into society beings that have above-average abilities in these areas,” said Research Director Alfred Wahl, “because you just can’t predict what ideas they’d start spreading around or to what they might apply their above average abilities.”
It is believed the Sheepman expressed a skeptical attitude during free time when he was allowed to read articles on Wikipedia and even registered himself as an editor. “He was about to start editing an entry about Nelson Mandela,” says Wahl.
The Sheepan was humanely destroyed on Monday 18th July 2016.