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Remember, Dumb Times strives for satire and parody… and the objects of our withering wit are the dying ideologies of globalism, feminism, racial sameness, socialism, media bullshit and stupid leftiness in general.
We must mock nonsensical ideas even as they die. Because if we do not they may, somehow, live.
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