Astronomers are baffled today as a new sun arose in the sky bearing an unmistakable resemblance to incoming US President Donald J. Trump.
The unexplained phenomena, which some religious scholars are calling a miracle or a message from God, occurred on the morning of January 20th 2017 coinciding exactly with the inauguration of President Trump.
“Unprecedented does not do justice to this absolutely astounding phenomena,” says astrophysicist and philosopher David Groam, “the sun, as we know it, has always arisen the same every day for all of history, since the formation of our solar system.”
“This new sun, which appears to be a gigantic shining replica of Donald Trump’s face is… a mystery. We may have to reject all science.”
What many have called ‘the Trump sun’ is most likely the peculiar result of a pattern of solar flares changing the appearance of the sun. But the sudden appearance of said flares is, according to scientists, impossible.
“Solar flares last for hundreds of years,” said one, “they don’t just pop up, en mass, on inauguration day.”
Satellite photographs of the Trump sun have been released by NASA with no explanation of what it is or what the hell is going on.
“If this is a coincidence caused by solar flares, you can expect this Donald Trump face to be the sun in the sky for the rest of your life, your children’s lives and your grandchildren’s lives,” said a sad Democrat.
“And if it’s not solar flares.. it could last forever.”