Muslims celebrate the end of Ramadan 2016 this week and the successful slaughter of over one thousand, five hundred infidels and apostates! “2016 was a great year!” they all said, “we had successful slaughters of the enemies of Islam from Florida, and Istanbul, to Bangladesh!”
One day after the worst Islamic terrorist attack on American soil since 9/11, Media outlets are busy preparing their most Important articles: those that warn against an Islamophobic backlash.
Journalists at The Washington Post, The Guardian and The New York Times are reportedly digging through their previous ‘backlash’ articles in an effort to ensure that their ‘backlash’ articles this week will not be too reminiscent of them.
Following the code of conduct published by The International Conspiracy of Journalists in 2001, all writers for mainstream news sources are bound, by blood oath, to respond to all violence by Muslims or immigrants with ‘backlash’ articles.
‘Backlash’ articles have no set structure but often begin by introducing innocent Muslims who, having learned of the latest Islamic attack, immediately begin to ‘fear a backlash.’
Quotes from such innocent Muslims will inform us that Muslims are peaceful and civilized and just want to live their peaceful, civilized lives. They, however, sense a threat: the ‘backlash.’
The ‘backlash’ is a violent response to Islam by white people that never actually happens. The main point of ‘backlash’ articles is, however, to make it clear that a ‘backlash’ is definitely happening and that the ‘backlash’ is more troubling and more dangerous than the Islamic violence that triggered it.
Alongside their ‘backlash’ articles many news sources are planning to publish brand new ‘put the focus elsewhere’ articles. Reporters from The Guardian tell us, “we’ve obviously got a journalistic duty to try to pin the blame on something other than Islam, Muslims, or Muslim immigration. Our go-to thing in cases like this is normally guns. So we’ll probably try that this time too.”
“And we’ll have a fair few articles by Muslims writing about how stressful it is being Muslim in the West, what with all the Islamophobia they experience on the London Underground and at airports and stuff.”
The New York Times plans to refer to this latest Muslim terrorist as ‘an American man’ because he was born in New York. “It’s called accuracy!” yelled a New York Times sub-editor.
A feature writer from The Washington Post smiles coyly and says “we’re going to blame Trump. This is what happens when you say you’ll ban Muslim immigration.”
At the time of writing it is believed that writers from Salon, Mother Jones and Gawker are picking out comments from the Stormfront message board in an attempt to build narratives about the Islamophobia of American life.
“Amanda Marcotte over at Salon is doing great work in smudging the blame over to ‘Christian Fundamentalists’ and ‘bigotry,’” said a representative of The International Conspiracy of Journalists, “we’re really hoping for more articles and features like that over the next week or so.”
“We all plan to conclude our pieces by saying that the answer is more Muslim immigration,” continues the representative of The International Conspiracy of Journalists.
The question is undetermined at the time of writing.
The Guardian reports that when a passing ship spotted a sinking boat filled with brown people about 75 nautical miles south of Crete in the southern Aegean Sea…
The Greek coastguard rushed two patrol boats, a plane and a helicopter to the scene while at least four ships in the area joined the rescue.
About 204,000 migrants and refugees have crossed the Mediterranean since January – more than double the nearly 92,000 who arrived in Europe during the first five months of 2015, according to the IOM. By the end of last year more than 1 million had made the trip.
It is believed that every person in Europe is overjoyed at the prospect of many more millions of brown people arriving. A European made this clear stating “we want nothing more than to ensure as many of these civilised people, many of whom are sure to be rocket scientists and cancer researchers, none of whom are criminals or violent in anyway, get to Europe as possible.”
“The best thing for Europe,” the European added, “would be massive populations of North Africans.”
After making a deadpan facial expression the European finally said “I’m definitely not being sarcastic.”
Migrants Burn Down Lampedusa Refugee Welcome center
The fire enveloped the first aid and reception center of Imbriacola in Lampedusa, which presently houses some 530 asylum-seekers, though no injuries have been reported. This is not the first time that migrants have set the pavilion ablaze. Similar acts of arson occurred in 2009 and then in 2011.
Third time they’ve burned it down… How about don’t rebuild it this time?
After hours battling the fire, which was set around 10:30pm, teams of firefighters stationed on the island were finally able to get the blaze under control in the early hours of Wednesday morning.
“The situation is unclear. But luckily all the guests are safe, no one was hurt,” said the director of the center, Rossana Perri.
Yes, I too am super-glad that none of the ‘guests’ were harmed.
The four Tunisian migrants suspected of starting the fire were stopped as they walked away from the pavilion moments after the building went up in flames. The property, which had been rebuilt after the first two fires, is seriously damaged.
I wonder who pays to have this ‘Welcome Center’ rebuilt all the time? Tunisians?
The unelected executive arm of the European Union (EU), the Commission, wants to fine member states €250,000 for every migrant they refuse to resettle.
The pro-EU nutjobs are going to have to point out to me why being in, or anywhere near, this organisation could ever be regarded as A Good Thing. If some bloke demanded you open your house to a bunch of illiterate violent rapists OR he’ll steal all your stuff… You’d probably think that bloke was a pretty dodgy bloke, no?
The draconian ‘pay-to-not-play’ sanctions are designed to revive and enforce their faltering mandatory relocation programme, to “fairly and equally” distribute hundreds of thousands of migrants across the continent.
Why on Earth does the EU have the power to levy fines on nations? Which retards signed the documents that allow that?
If implemented, the fines would make it almost impossible for some states to keep their borders closed to non-EU migrants. Poland, for example, with its quota of 6,200 migrants this year, would have to pay €1.5 billion to uphold the democratic will of the Polish people by not admitting ‘refugees’.
All those Eastern European countries that were pleased to get in the EU years ago are probably regretting it now. Or they should be. Why should Poland pay the EU for the right to have a functioning border?
According to the Financial Times, one EU official said, “the size of the contribution might change but the idea is to make it appear like a sanction.”
Yep, the EU thinks it can apply sanctions (sort of).
The initial proposals to “relocate” at least 120,000 migrants was undemocratically forced through the EU Parliament in September last year – against the will of the people and government’s of Romania, the Czech Republic, Slovakia and Hungary.
Did no one propose relocating those 120,000 back to the crumby countries they came from? That would have been a good proposal.
For anyone keeping track of the enrichments of mass, unselective, unvetted, diversity-obsessed, devil-may-care-style immigration, here’s something to add to the list:
A former luxury hotel-turned migrant centre in Austria is the site of an outbreak of a deadly bacterial disease which has seen at least one migrant put into intensive care.
The outbreak of louse-born relapsing fever is just the latest re-emergence of diseases long thought exterminated in Europe, carried back to the continent by a great migratory movement of millions of people from Africa and Asia.
Well, they were ‘long thought’ exterminated in Europe because they were. But then our lovely political-classes developed a weird obsession with the idea of attracting as many migrants as possible from barbarous, equatorial, failed states and – hey presto! – the old fashioned sicknesses are back!
Particularly associated with Ethiopia, Sudan, Eritrea, and Somalia, the extremely contagious bacteria causes severe illness and can be fatal in 30 to 70 per cent of cases, according to the Centre for Disease Control and Prevention.
It’s a good job antibiotics are still effective isn’t it?
Borrelia recurrentis, the bacteria transferred from infected lice to humans which causes Relapsing Fever was a global disease a century ago until it was eradicated in Europe. It ravaged eastern Europe in the immediate aftermath of the Great War and during the Russian revolution, killing five million people from 13 million known cases between 1919 and 1923.
Migrants have been credited with a host of other diseases appearing in Europe again, in some cases for the first time in decades. As reported by Breitbart London, European hospitals have seen Diphtheria, Tuberculosis, And Malaria cases in historic numbers in the past year.
Yep, all the classics are back. On the plus side, all those migrants included great numbers of cancer scientists, brain surgeons, aeronautical engineers, mathematicians, a number of great composers, writers, artists, many brilliant cosmologists, oceanographers, botanists, along with an incredible number of entrepreneurs. When you know about all the good stuff migrants bring, a few diseases doesn’t matter! Here’s a picture of a bunch of them working on a faster-than-light-drive:
Here’s a story for you: Three Somalis living in Britain took turns brutally raping a 16-year-old in Britain. The victim’s mother recounted how the attackers’ families tormented her throughout the trial.
They were in Manchester for Eid, apparently, and, the thing about Eid, the main thing probably, is that it’s fun to end it with a gang rape. Obviously! Don’t you know nothing about Eid?
Anyway, I was just wondering why there are any Somalis in Britain… The no-doubt spectacularly good reason seems to have slipped my mind.
Meanwhile, in Denmark:
People with Somali citizenship were sentenced in 2012 for violations of criminal law almost ten times more often [1000%] as people with Danish citizenship.
Following the mass sexual assault in Cologne on New Year’s Eve, German authorities are talking about the phenomenon of ‘Taharrush‘ — where large gangs of men attack and even rape women during major events.
I predict that ‘Taharrush’ is going to be word of the year! Maybe the Oxford English Dictionary will even include it their new edition in August!
Taharrush has so far been confined to the Arab world, but with the huge migrant influx last year, authorities are now concerned the Cologne attacks could be the first example in Europe.
A simple-minded racist might think that more Arabs = more Taharrush. But that kind of simple-minded racism is simple-minded racism. Therefore it is wrong!
The Federal Criminal Police (BKA) told Welt am Sonntag that they are looking at how some Arab countries deal with mass sexual assaults amid fears similar attacks could happen again at other large gatherings in the country.
I think they deal with it by punishing rape-victims don’t they? Hey, maybe Europe should try not importing rapists?
“Such crimes, committed by groups of young men, are of particular concern to local police during large gatherings of people such as demonstrations,” a BKA spokesman said. “The attacks range from sexual harassment to rape.”
I really think when they say ‘young men’ they should add the word ‘brown’ in there. Specificity is good, right?
There’s a facebook page called ‘Against Taharrush’:
The racist observer may notice a pattern in the long list of places and people involved in the harrassments. But of course, noticing racist patterns means you’re a racist, and if you’re a racist, it means everything you say is wrong. Check-mate!
Bloodbath in Paris: Up to 150 killed as jihadist gunmen blow themselves up at concert and Kalashnikov-wielding terrorist opens fire in restaurant. Suicide bombers detonate near Stade de France
More than 150 people were killed and several wounded in a series of terror attacks in the heart of Paris last night
Up to 118 were massacred in the Bataclan concert hall where terrorists were holding hundreds of people hostage
The terrorists shouted ‘Allah Akbar’ and ‘this is for Syria’ as they burst in and opened fire, eyewitnesses have said
Police raided the theatre at around midnight, killed the three extremists inside and freed the remaining hostages
French President Francois Hollande declared a state of emergency for whole country and reinstates border checks
So… How long do think it will take for all the articles to come out that tell us the real victims here are the Muslims who have to be afraid of the backlash that never comes?
Then the articles all about how awful guns are because, you know, it’s horrible guns that float around shooting people.
Then the articles about how, really, what we need to do is bring in more Muslims because, despite all the evidence (I.e bodies on the street) diversity is Good and we shouldn’t loose the dream of diversity. Diversity is Good.
Anyway, there’s that backlash when you need it?