“This is shocking!” says Journalist Gizmo Jones of Slate, “absolutely shocking and triggering and I.. I just can’t believe it. I’m horrified and appalled.”
Many claim to find the revelations that the homosexual man has a peculiar sexual perversion utterly baffling.
“It’s unbelievable,” says internet personality Bonobo ‘the Angry Agnostic’ McAllister, “that someone who had no signs whatsoever of sexual perversion turns out to have this weird sexual perversion.”
Tiberius: just a normal homosexual man
“This reminds me of that time when we all thought the Emperor Tiberius was a perfectly normal homosexual man, but it turned out he liked playing with little boys. Completely unexpected!”