A group of illiterate brown men with an average IQ of 73 have been enrolled on an 18 week ‘intensive course’ to teach them that rape is wrong.
The dim-witted, violent brown men who are dreamers and came to Europe ‘for a better life’ will attend at least two lessons per week to be taught by a ‘crack team of educational specialists.’
“By the end of the intensive 18 week course we hope to have taught them that rape is wrong and that they should not do or attempt it,” says course team leader Jack Cuckley.
“Given the students’ difficulties,” Cuckley adds, referring to the students’ Special Educational Needs, “we will be repeating ourselves a lot. But with all sorts of top-of-the-line educational resources we completely expect most of the students to have learned, by the end of the course, that rape is bad.”
The course content will be mostly delivered through pictures, videos, and play acting on account of the students’ illiteracy.
“We’ve commissioned some great artists and educational specialists to produce the resources,” says Cuckley, “really, no expense has been spared in ensuring we can teach our new citizens the idea that rape is wrong.”
If the course is a success it is expected to be rolled out across Europe in efforts to teach all recently arrived illiterate, violent brown men that rape is wrong. Such an effort is expected to cost European tax payers in the region of €200,000,000.
“What a bargain!” all Europeans exclaimed yesterday while giving the thumbs-up.